Thats when the fight started... Options

[RattX]

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said...

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"



And that's when the fight started...

[RattX]

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel

horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'



And that's when the fight started....

[RattX]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for my benefits.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed
my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'




And that's when the fight started.....

[90bronco]

ROFLMAO